HERE YE HERE YE!
This week’s Enchanted Forest News articles are free for anyone to read on my patreon page!
Don’t know what the Enchanted Forest News articles are? It’s a ‘newspaper’ that takes place in the fictional magical world I’m writing (Middle grade book)! I write 3 new ones every week from the ‘news bulletins’ I put up once a day on my twitter!
The news takes place a few years prior to the books, so if you read the articles there’s tons of plot hints, easter eggs, and characters that you’ll meet or recognize (including our main characters Prince Cedric and Princess Tilda) in the books!
I’m just trying to give a bit of laughter and brief break in all the horrible news we’ve had lately. Read them to your kids if you want! They’re supposed to be fun and funny and at least fairly easy for kids 8 and up to understand! :)
I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.









But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like.






















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